Dissertation feedback

I got my dissertation feedback back today. Apparently my dissertation was "a convincing essay, easy to follow and well thought through". Also, it "is extensively researched and makes a good use of sources" and I deserve "credit for undertaking an interesting and ambitious project that paired a solid grasp of theory with a clear methological framework".

Isn't that nice?

(I think they were on crack, or marking someone else's essay, personally.)