Charmingly erratic

Hello Telegraph readers! If I'd known you were coming, I'd have written something more interesting than rambling about my book - something with more pictures, at least; I can't guarantee they'd actually be interesting...

Anyone who doesn't regularly read the Telegraph should look at this article which describes me as "charmingly erratic" - which might be one of the more polite things anyone's had to say about me. Thank you, Telegraph article writer!

One step closer to fame and fortune, you mark my words...